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Saturday, June 14, 2008
A gift for Happy Father's Day
This is a gift many fathers may want...
Good health, with good workout and good exercises, and what more than this ...
and only $15.95!!!
Happy Father's Day!
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11 comments:
Anonymous
said...
hi mav,
i'm not aware today is father's day.i feel guilty of not being a good father for the past 2 mths.however,i promise myself to spend time with them when am back by this mth end. i missed my 2 kids am 1 wife only!
I think your choice of Father's Day prezzie seems the best way towards good health.
Mothers better not hope for this for their b'day ... (a friend of mine send me this - source unknown ).
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Brad, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Brad waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Brad gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Brad was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!
TUESDAY: I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Brad made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Brad's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me.
WEDNESDAY: The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. Brad was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Brad put me on the stair monster. Why the h*ll would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Brad told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other sh*t too.
THURSDAY : Brad was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes. Brad took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny b*tch to find me. Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.
FRIDAY : I hate that Brad more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Brad wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the d*mn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
SATURDAY : Brad left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing him made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.
SUNDAY : I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little sh*t) will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
But look at this from Malaysiakini. People would expect a KL ***** Chief, instead Fire and Rescue. Another funny case to cover already shitty streets that we currently facing.
What do you think about this matter? ------------------------------------------
KL fire chief arrested on graft charges Jun 14, 08 11:11am
The Kuala Lumpur Fire and Rescue Department director has been arrested by Sarawak ACA officers on charges of receiving inducements totalling RM925,000.MORE Offences committed in Sarawak A high profile case
If you are old enough, then you need the healthy workout. If, then you are young father, then you have to wait to be old enough to qualify. I am very old and deserve the healthy workout, ok!!!hehehehe
Mave, Happy Father's Day. I received a Blog Post from my daughter today... such a generous wish that have me choked for a couple of minutes.. Daughters are more generous today with praises, unlike before when relations between parents and sons are like between headmaster and errant students..
I share your thoughts. I is true; daughters are having greater openness and courage to tease their father and it is good for building up of relationship between father and children.
11 comments:
hi mav,
i'm not aware today is father's day.i feel guilty of not being a good father for the past 2 mths.however,i promise myself to spend time with them when am back by this mth end. i missed my 2 kids am 1 wife only!
Happy Father's Day to you.- mmudahlupa
Mav,
Great idea and am sure would revitalize many fathers... Ha ha ....
The man with 4 wives must be the happiest father in the world, 25 children with 15 more coming soon.
HAPPYFATHER
Hi Mav,
I think your choice of Father's Day prezzie seems the best way towards good health.
Mothers better not hope for this for their b'day ... (a friend of mine send me this - source unknown ).
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and
made my reservations with a personal trainer named Brad, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started!
The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Brad waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling
white smile. Woo Hoo!! Brad gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Brad was encouraging as I did my
sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Brad made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the
treadmill, but I made the
full mile. Brad's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me.
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. Brad was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club
members. His voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Brad put me on the stair monster. Why the
h*ll would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Brad told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other sh*t too.
THURSDAY :
Brad was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes. Brad took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny b*tch to find me. Then, as punishment, he put me on the
rowing machine -- which I sank.
FRIDAY :
I hate that Brad more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Brad wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the d*mn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The
treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
SATURDAY :
Brad left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing him made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even
use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.
SUNDAY :
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little sh*t) will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
Impressed!! I also prefer a useful gift and ShopNBC is really a nice place for perfect gifts at genuine cost.
Maverick
Happy Fathers Day!
But look at this from Malaysiakini. People would expect a KL ***** Chief, instead Fire and Rescue. Another funny case to cover already shitty streets that we currently facing.
What do you think about this matter?
------------------------------------------
KL fire chief arrested on graft charges
Jun 14, 08 11:11am
The Kuala Lumpur Fire and Rescue Department director has been arrested by Sarawak ACA officers on charges of receiving inducements totalling RM925,000.MORE
Offences committed in Sarawak
A high profile case
http://www.malaysiakini.com/
Mmudahlupa,
You better be a good father.
Msiaman,
Ya, be a good son and let your father have good workout.
Gan,
That's a great info. Ya, I am worried now about that mother's aspiration.
Smith,
Thanks.
Oris,
I will read the article later. Thanks.
Mav,
I am not that young and sadly my dad passed away about 5 years back. But I enjoy the idea of the gift.
Msiaman,
If you are old enough, then you need the healthy workout. If, then you are young father, then you have to wait to be old enough to qualify. I am very old and deserve the healthy workout, ok!!!hehehehe
Mave,
Happy Father's Day. I received a Blog Post from my daughter today... such a generous wish that have me choked for a couple of minutes.. Daughters are more generous today with praises, unlike before when relations between parents and sons are like between headmaster and errant students..
Gukita,
I share your thoughts. I is true; daughters are having greater openness and courage to tease their father and it is good for building up of relationship between father and children.
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