The letter Mr Pe Nis wrote to his boss asking for a Raise:
I, Pee Nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Nis
Letter drafted by: Dal Raaj
16 comments:
Indeed like father like son...
much more than we asked for!
if we dont target them, who else?
we dont have other choices?
Do we?
Edi,
Let's give Mr Pe a pay raise.
You need to rise to function well, Dr CSL may be able to help you.
haha
hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
made my day mave!
oh came across this before long ago... but didn't know it was drafted by one dal raaj.
sign the memo
yalor, likewise our POLICEMAN should get their pay RAISE also !!!!
Maverick
read this nightmare... now every Gomen servant including Petronas and Khazanah must be given Pee'Rise or else we have calamity rising within these Gomen sleazy people. check this out
"...Tuesday June 24, 2008 MYT 3:22:45 PM
Cop arrested overs alleged rape of 17yr-old
By RASHITHA A. HAMID
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/6/24/nation/20080624152213&sec=nation
PETALING JAYA: A policemen was arrested after he allegedly raped a 17-year-old girl who was brought into the police station for interrogation.
The girl was allegedly forced to perform oral sex on the policeman, in his 20s, and was raped at a police station in Selangor on June 18."
=========================================== dont we all worry about our safety, including our TaiPor 98 years old walking briskly without IC at 630am, can possibly end up the same in some IPD somewhere?
CK,
Your laugh is so looooooong.
Lucia,
Haha, Dal Raaj is in trouble,eh.
Pui-key-Mack,
That incident is only an isolated case. I think this does not reflect the police force.
Hahaha... I posted it before, where is V-Gina's reply?
Kenny,
I didn't have V-Gina's reply.
Dear Mr Pe Nis,
Your pay Raise will be duly commensurated according to your DAILY performance.
Yours sincerely,
Ms V-Gina
Kittykat Honey,
Thanks for the pointer from V-Gina
Mr. Pe Nis Salary Increase Request
I, the pe nis, do hereby request a salary increase for the following reasons:
* I do physical labor
* I plunge head first into everything I do
* I work in a damp environment
* I work at great depths
* I do not get public holidays or weekends off
* I do not receive overtime pay
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Mr.Pe Nis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration hereby denies your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work eight hours straight
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not take initiative - you need to be stimulated in order to start working
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing proper protective clothing
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You'll retire well before reaching the ae of 65
* You're unable to work double shifts
* At times, you leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
http://www.ncbuy.com/humor/jokes_view.html?jkv=10949
Hmmmmm...I wondering about that two suspicious looking bags bit..
Golf bag and bowling bags,perhaps ?
HC,
Thanks for your reply letter from the management. I had visited the link; thanks.
Kittykat Honey,
Haha...you are creative; it's probably billiard ball bags.
and indeed they are..
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