Sunday, June 15, 2008

Tale: Mother's Instinct

Mom comes to visit her son Ah Kow for dinner who lives with a girl roommate Ah Moi.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn´t help but notice how pretty Ah Kow´s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ah Kow and his room mate than met the eye.

Reading his mom´s thoughts, Ah Kow volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ah Moi and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Ah Moi came to Ah Kow saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I´ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don´t suppose she took it, do you?"

Ah Kow said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I´ll email her,just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother,

I´m not saying that you ´did´ take the silver plate from my house, and
I´m not saying that you ´did not´ take the silver plate.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.


Love, Ah Kow

Several days later, Ah Kow received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son,

I´m not saying that you ´do´ sleep with Ah Moi, and
I´m not saying that you ´do not´ sleep with Ah Moi.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under her pillow...

Love,
Mom.



Lesson of the day:

Don´t Lie to Your Mother.
She knows everything about you;
She had been carrying you in her for 9 months.....

If you ever do, please asked Ah Moi to check her pillow and look for the clue.

Happy Father's Day!

4 comments:

Gukita said...

Hehehe...great story with twisted plot at the end..

Maverick SM said...

Gukita,

No lah; just have some fun...

Anonymous said...

The moral of the story is

1. that do not be too petty and

2. just keep our mouth(email) shut....


Ha ha very good word wisdom.

Maverick SM said...

Moo,

You so naughty.