Thursday, June 26, 2008

Tales: Boopey-boo & Nosey-wosey

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to their separate beds. However the man was not yet ready to slumber.

The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I`m lonely."

So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.

The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman gets up and enters the man`s bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face.

The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy bitch".

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Same thing happened to Atantoya before and after the submarine purchase

Anonymous said...

is very bringt of the above to make a statement like this!

Maverick SM said...

Edi,

You are quick-minded!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Mave,

I wonder who could the husband be?

Anonymous said...

mave,

He had forgotten that the lady was his wife, nobody told him , he did not read any report, there was no prove.

FLIPFLOP

Maverick SM said...

Firdauszaki,

Maybe it's me!!!

Flipflop,

You have a great psycho-analytical prognosis.