Tales: Man's Ego & Rules

Importance: Low

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

At last a guy, Monsieur BayiSingh

has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.

We always hear ' the rules'
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only
if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument.
In fact, all comments become
Null and void after 7 Days..


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us..

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever
you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions
and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors,
like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that .

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,'
We will act like nothing's wrong..
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to discuss topics

such as football or F1.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a lift of their ego.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a test of their bigger ego.

Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, You'll have to sleep on the couch tonight;

Just try to Blame it on BayiSingh;

it may work!

But did you know men really don't mind that! ?
It's like camping.