Friday, June 13, 2008

40 children a family; not too many!

He got 3 wives and fathered 25 children.

Now he got the forth, and he wants to have a total of 40 children.

That means, the 4th wive must bear him 15.

That's a mammoth task!

Property negotiator Abu Bakar Embong has been hoping to expand his family with another 15 children but did not want to “burden” his three wives.

When the 54-year-old recently expressed his wish to marry his newfound sweetheart, a woman 30 years his junior, his wives Asnah Jusoh, 46, Mazumi Ismail, 45 and 25-year-old Norazlina Ariffin not only agreed to the marriage scheduled for the end of this month, they also agreed to let their husband spend more time with his new bride.

Abu Bakar has 11 sons and 14 daughters from his three marriages, the eldest child being 25 years and youngest just four months old.

Asked whether he was still confident of fathering more offspring at his age, the 54-year-old grandfather replied: “I am still strong and foresee no problems”.

Tips on Sexual Activeness

He also shared some tips with the media on how to be sexually active even at an advanced age.

Among the techniques he employed was to bathe in the morning by pouring a pail of water on the right leg first before washing other parts of the body.

“This technique is deemed a must for those with several wives,” he said.

Source: TheStar: His target is 40 children


Ok, I'm going for my bath now. I need to go get a pail of water for my right leg.

Opps! I put the wrong leg in; shit! That's my left foot; can't even distinguish my right and left; senile me!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

At times when people are so mad and busy scratching their heads about how to overcome the price hikes,this guy is getting a 4th wife!

Salute! We should learn from him about how the heck he mananges his expenses! lol. He should conduct a workshop or something and teach us whiners a lesson. :P

Anonymous said...

“This technique is deemed a must for those with several wives"--- You have got only one, so it will not work for you. Only the other hand, it just might work and you wife will bear you another 15 kids whereby you need to slave until age 90 to purchase milk powder for them.

Jefus said...

sheeesh, I didn't know salmons spawn upriver in Trengganu!......

warrior2 said...

SM, if I say your english sucks, you will lambast me for being personal and that this is your blog and what you write in here are your private thoughts and that.... etcetc.

He has 3 wives currently, the third wife is just 25 years old and has lots and lots of ENERGY to bear more children. When he said he didnt want to burden his 3 wives, he meant that instead of the 3 producing 15, he is distributing it now to 4 wives! hahaha

BTW, he said POUR water from a pail onto the right leg. He DIDNT asked you to put your leg into the pail!

Have a nice weekend and cheers!

p/s; you may have tried to be sarcastic but then ... hehe

Anonymous said...

What men hear, when women speak...

When a woman says:

"This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"


What a man hears:

"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !

Mave, have a wonderful weekend.

~~~beeranyone

Anonymous said...

With a little bit of advice from Dr Sua Chelek anybody can have 4 f...king partners like this man.

cheers

Anonymous said...

I think the Malaysian gomen should take financial planning lessons from him?

What do you think, Mave?

Anonymous said...

Any lady here, just mention you also can have 4 hushands, and wait for his respond.

ha ha

Anonymous said...

warrior2,

You are being emotional here and utterly infantile. One wonders when you will get tired of your pettiness that has accompanied us since and before the elections.

The writer didn't create a story with his English but simply borrowed it as it was and added one line of expression at the end. Your "explanation" thus is quite unneeded and childish. To add more, no one doesn't understand what was being mentioned and no one fails to read the age of the wives including the 15 yr old correctly.


Anyway, this shows why Malays will never lose out bcoz of size and population. Which non-Malays fathers 40 children? None. I myself is a Muslim, though I don't think I will ever do what he is doing. But I have no qualms about it.

Anonymous said...

the age of the 25 yr old (sorry, not 15...typo)

Anonymous said...

F.ckLAH has alot to learn from this man or he should be the PM.

naive

Maverick SM said...

Sandyow,

This man is very successful in his business and equally successful in managing his family. We have a lot to learn from him.

Jefus,

what's that salmon?

Beeranyone,

You....naughty!

Gan,

I agree with you. We have a lot to learn from him.

Ahamd,

Thank you. Truly appreciate your behavior and intelligence. I can add one more truthful Muslim to my community here. Thanks.

Naive,

He can't be PM. He is good in business and family matters but to be PM he needs more than that attributes and capabilities; maybe, an Umno division chairman for the time being.

Anonymous said...

hehehehe... men!! what can I say?? Anyway, such men are a classic example of why malays are perpetually in poverty.

Maverick SM said...

Bunnies,

I do not agree with you; that man is capable and prosperous. He is doing what he can afford.

Each individual has his own merit and we must respect individual rights.

Gukita said...

If this man is a bull, the owner would be soon be a wealthy man..

Maverick SM said...

Gukita,

You are a good illustrator; however, that man's ability is admirable, and I do really admire those capabilities and abilities.