TALE OF A CHICKEN MADE IN MALAYA

Chicken-Made in Malaya

STORY OF A CHICKEN FROM KOWLOON, HONGKONG

Once upon a time in Kowloon Hongkong ..... (story always starts like this) 3 famous explorers from Malaysia (they were all men)were on an expedition to Hongkong to do a research on child prostituiton; and as they were walking pass a saloon in Kowloon ..........

"Hi mister, come inside. We have pretty chicks for you .... imported also got, local also got, and American-made thoyau-a (means "also got-lah")!

"Malai-kai yau mo-ah?" the explorer asked the attendent. (Transliterate - "Do you have Malaysian chicken")

"Yau-ah," answered the guy. ("We have it.")

Then, the 3 men got inside the saloon. They found inside the place many childrens and ladies with probably their husbands sitting round the table, sipping their drinks and eating. Then, they asked the man-in-attendence,

"Pin-tho-ah, kor thit Malai-kai; cheng tai-tho kentucky? (Transliterate from cantonese - "where are those Malaysian chicken; I only see kentucky)

"Low-siong-ah!" says the attendent. So they went upstairs. To their disappointment they found other men, ladies and children having their supper.

"Hai-pin-tho?" asked the 3 men. "Yap-pin-lah," answered the attendent.

When they got inside, they found some chickens on the table.

"What is this?" asked the 3 customer?

"This is Ayamas, made in Malaysia. We import it; it's the best chicken you can find in Hongkong and we guarantee - NO VD, NO AIDS, NO BIRD-FLU - and don't need condoms."