Showing posts with label Fun Pics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun Pics. Show all posts

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Lessons for Today

Distance learning via ICT

- technology & tools for English Lessons ...




Science & Mathematics Lessons in School - for Form 5 students ...




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Author & Source: Attorney Tan Cho Huat, Toastmasters Kuching

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Nuns' Prayer



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GIVE US A SENSE OF HUMOR LORD,

GIVE US THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE,

TO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE,

AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

US Dollar to be replaced?

Due to rapidly deteriorating conditions, the World Economic Council has issued an edict that the USD will be replaced.....







... the Chinese Yuan...








worldwide acceptance is expected.

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Posted by: One Long Dick from South Africa

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Tales: Advertising

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.


What if:
You Delete line 2 and 4?

That's the danger of English!

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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Hand Gesture - will only mean what you want it to mean

He said he did this action; and that's not obscene.

He showed his hands to the reporters - he said - that's how he had acted.

Of course, we believed him; he is an Umno MP, and a Muslim; he would lie, that's not his values;

that's not Umno's values too; Umno won't lie;

only bloggers lied; and they slander.

The Prime Minister said those who slander are now classified as traitors; for slander is an act of treason, and the punishment for the crime of treason is death.

Umno won't lie; Umno leaders never lied! How could they? They are Muslims!




But... but,

someone captured a picture of the parliamentary session ... and accidentally and incidentally ... that's familiar!!!!

Hei! Isn't that him? That's him!!!

Hello! That hand gesture is not the same as what was shown to the reporters at the parliament!!!

That's a lie, isn't it?

After that picture was shown, he admitted that it was an obscene gesture.

He admitted he did it; but he did it with a good reason:

"Yes, I did it, but it (the gesture) is not what it means. Everybody has their own perception and it is not rude and it is not what people think it is,” he said when met in the Parliament lobby."

It certainly is true; everybody had their own perception and interpretation; if that's true, then in this world there's no lie and no truth; for as long as you treat it as truth, thus it is truth; and for as long as you regard it as lie, thus it shall be a lie.

But if this logic holds water, then the PM cannot say the bloggers are slanderers and it is a treason for slandering; because they believe what they write is the truth, and thus they have a right to speak the truth; for truth is all about what each and everyone's perception and it is not what other people think it is if they objected.

So what is truth? Again, what's a lie?

Asked to comment on Bung Mokhtar’s insistence that the gesture was not offensive, Nazri replied: “If he says it is not a rude gesture, does it mean he can do it again?”


Somehow, a few do agree that the gestures are not obscene; at least there's one more Umno leader who shared this value ... you know who he is?????



Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Ubah Gaya Hidup - Creativity

In order to meet the rising cost of fuel the government has got Proton to decide a fuel-less bikes and the cost is affordable for the government servants to own one.

Now, Malaysia can pride itself of a new invention - bikes without fuel.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Money will drop from the sky



Will we be blessed with monies from the skies?

Pak Lah may do us Malaysians a lot of good.

Maybe, in August!

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Friday, March 21, 2008

Surat khabar lama! YB dan Mentri lama!

BayiSingh starts his PhD research on Malaysian Yang Berhormats' life after politics.

He was admitted to Oxcel to do his political science; the Uni is in some place which looks like Oxford, sounds like Oxford and may be Oxford.

His first survey was to find out where are the ex-YBs


































Sunday, January 20, 2008

Burn out & Trashed!

Sorry that I have nothing to blog for the last few days.

I was dead tired and got worn out by the few days of seminars.

So, just have some fun pictures to amuse myself.



Monday, December 17, 2007

Christmas Shopping

Christmas is coming! Everyone is shopping for Christmas...

Helen has being shopping for so many days;

Purple~Mushroom is shopping for a new mobile phone;

Shopaholicfern has already shopped so many times (her blog also called shopaholic; so u know lah);

Constant_Drama had done her shopping in Chicago (but MAS lost all her luggage);

Chris Kong is doing her shopping in London;

Howsy is shopping at White House (with Hillary Clinton);

Lucia is shopping in Penang Global City Centre;

I haven't heard from AnakMerdeka, Moo_t, EeLeen, Purpleism, and others I don't know!!!

So.... I also went shopping!!!!

Where do I go for shopping? KLCC lah!

Where? Japanese cuisine lah.

Where? Kinokuniya lah!

Buy what? Books lah!

What books? These lah!


After shopping, go top floor of KLCC to have a nice lunch - mee curry and coke; wah $8.50 oh, veri expensive lunch; dinner must eat maggie mee liau!!!

The next three weeks will be quiet for me; no teaching, so can read books. Azlynne reads 6-8 books a month; Pak Adib reads as much; Stanley Ngu reads more than ever; so, I too must not be left behind- Kiasu mah!

X'mas no blogging...must read books!!!

Two weeks ago, I was waiting at MidValley KL for this kiamsiap Alex, and he made me wait for 6 hours. Mad-mad with him. He say veri sori; and he veri smart, asked me go bookshop, MPH to spent my time... he said he will pay for the books. So, I go lah... and get a few books; here....




Ei, kiamsiap guy, you not cet pay mi back ah!!!!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Fun Pics (Part 1)

Life indeed is dull if there is no such difficulty



I think, therefore, I am dangerous



Do you need to hang us up to dry?




Money or your life?



But I don't have money?