CONSPIRACY INVISIBLE HAND
Adapted from The Star: Powerful hands involved in ousting
The Tale of the INVISIBLE HAND OF GOD!
ALI: Hi buddy, did you hear the New Pawn In the Game?
SAMY: What Pawn and Game? What is it?
AH BENG: He is quoting William Guy Carr's book on the conspiracy theory of the illuminati, the Malaysian version of the spiritual forces of darkness who control and manipulate people and organization in high places.
ALI: Mahathir said that are some powerful hands involved in the “ousting” of Tan Sri Tengku Mahaleel Tengku Ariff as Proton Holdings group CEO.
SAMY: Who are they? Did he named them?
ALI: He hinted and we are suppose to presume.
SAMY: Then, who did you think they are?
ALI: I can't tell you, because if I do, I will have to kill you.
SAMY: Don't say like that lah.
AH BENG: Eh, what else can you tell? Did he say who is going to be the new CEO?
ALI: He Actually said Malaysians are not capable, therefore, we should get foreigners including running our country also. According to him, we can have a foreigner as a Prime Minister... why not if he has the brains...?
SAMY: Eh, if foreigner become prime minister, then Pak Lah's son-in-law got no chance to be future PM.
AH BENG: Cannot say like that. Khairy can impress foreigner also. At least he can be DPM and later succeed him. Khairy is very good in planning.
SAMY: Planning what? Scheming or planning?
ALI: Same-same lah.
ALI: Eh you know what, the reporter ask Mahathir whether the chairman of Proton tells him whether who is going to replace Tengku Mahaleel as CEO. You know what he replied?
AH BENG: What is the reply?
ALI: Mahathir said the chairman inform him something about headhunting
SAMY: Headhunting? What does it mean?
ALI: Mahathir said the chairman is from Sarawak and they are good in hunting heads.
SAMY: You mean like the Malanaus, or Ibans of the ancient days ah?
ALI: I think he just pull a jest on the reporters.
AH BENG: Oh, how sweet he is.
ALI: Mahathir said although he is 80-year-old, he is still not senile.
SAMY: Maybe, viagra must have help him.
AH BENG: let wait and hear what Pak Lah has to say. I think, this is more than a storm in a tea cup.
SAMY: I think William Guy Carr must have been his advisor.
HAHAHA!!!!!
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