Thursday, August 18, 2005

35 Times of sex a week

He is a 53-year-old New Zealander. She is 41, a Malaysian, and a former air-stewardess. They cohort as life-time partners, presumably!

He needs sex up to 35 times a week; that is, a minimum of 5 times a day.

She may have thought that was extreme fun in the early phases. But his sexual needs was not a passing phase; it was a something like a diuretic abuse. Over time, she could not accommodate that amount desired by him and wanted it moderated.

So, she spike his drink with antihistamines and anti-inflammatory medicines. But that is not effective. So she had to add pet repellent into his meals.

She was charged in the court under Offences Against the Person Act, for the criminal offence of administering obnoxious drugs or poison with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.

But Miss Ng Mee Kwan walked free when the court ruled that there was insufficient evidence to prove a charge of administering poison with intent to cause inconvenience to 53-year-old Martin Walker.

35 times a week? 140 times a month? 1680 times a year? And consistently over the last few years? Gosh ... that's a fucktastic guy. He must be accorded a golden cunt medal and encrypt with his pie in the Guniness Book of Record!

Any girls who had such sexual bulimia, probably, you may consider Walker as the option.

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