Sunday, August 28, 2005

Roti Canai, a Malaysian Identity?

Professor Dr Mazlan wants everybody to know that Roti Canai is a Malaysian Identity and that the potential Malaysian astronaut must bring along the roti canai and eat them in the spaceship so that when he comes back to earth, our prime minister can then asked him how was the taste as compared to eating them in a mamak shop in Kuala Lumpur.

According to Prof Mazlan, recently, a Japanese astronaut brought with him a Japanese mee soup and when he descended back to earth, the Japanese prime minister's first question was to asked him how was the taste of that soup. At such, he is convinced that our Malaysian prime minister can also ask our astronaut what is our identity when the spaceship takes off in 2020 (the mission impossible of Malaysia-Boleh).

Wow! congratulation Dr Mazlan on your extremely "excellent foresight and innovativeness". May I suggest that the Malaysian astronaut wears a sarong and wield a keris when he is in the spaceship. That would be an added Malaysian identity.

We must be proud of our Malaysian professors as their mindset is terribly moronic and a sycopant. Malaysia Boleh lagi!!!!

Read the text of the news in Bahasa Malaysia below:

Rancangan untuk membekalkan angkasawan negara dengan roti canai ketika berada di angkasa yang pernah mencutuskan kontroversi sebelum ini, akan diteruskan seperti dicadangkan. Ketua Pengarah Agensi Angkasa Negara, Prof Datuk Dr Mazlan Othman berkata, angkasawan tempatan yang pertama kali ke angkasa perlu membawa identiti negara. Beliau berkata, baru baru ini, seorang angkasawan Jepun telah mengikuti satu misis ke angkasa dengan membawa makanan kegemaran negara itu sejenis mi sup ramen. “ketika dia kembali minggu lepas, antara soalan yang di tanya Perdana Menteri negera itu ialah apakah rasa ramen di angkasa, jesteru kita juga boleh bertanya apakah identiti kita apabila di angkasa lepas nanti,” katanya di Kuantan hari ini.

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