JUNIOR asks his dad: 'Daddy, how was I born?
His dad sighs and replies: 'Ah, my son, I guess one day, you would have to find out anyway.
Well, you see, your mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.
Six weeks later, your mum sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorised program activity from a self-extracting file, which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then nine months later, a little pop-up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'
His dad sighs and replies: 'Ah, my son, I guess one day, you would have to find out anyway.
Well, you see, your mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.
Six weeks later, your mum sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorised program activity from a self-extracting file, which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then nine months later, a little pop-up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'
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