Ayam Kambing Bag

This is one joke I culled from the websites while I was surfing. It's hilarious ...

Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw and was unable to speak.

On the last week of his visit, the RTM crew was present for his press conference. Although unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.

Samy caught a chicken and showed it to camera. He next took a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag and displayed in front of the camera.

Dr Ling Liong Sik was the first to see the video clips. He said : "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us chicken and goat,and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said: "No lah! What Samy is trying to say is he is coming back!!!

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to Mahathir for an explanation.

Mahathir reasoned : "Ayam Kambing Bag" (I am coming back!!!)

LOL.