Ah Chong is a waiter at a coffee shop. He claims to be "Kau Wong Yeh" (Ninth Emperor of the Kingdom of God), one of the dieties of the chinese god-kingdom.
She is 41-year-old housewife, identified as Mrs Tan. She believed that an evil spirits had haunted her. She sought the Kau Wong Yeh's help to exorcise them.
Within six months of the exorcism exercise, she had sex with him 51 times. Not only that, the medium, Ah Chong, charged her RM20 to RM50 per session.
After several sessions, Chong went a step further. He asked Mrs. Tan and her family to shift out of their home to a place nearer to him because her house was “filled with evil spirits.”
Getting bolder later, he moved in with Mrs. Tan and her family in their new house.
Tan’s husband, who did not know what was going on, did not object as he believed this could help his wife who had been constantly falling ill since October last year.
One day, Tan’s husband discovered his wife is taking contraceptive pills which is unusual as he always used condoms. He then discovered Ah Chong and his wife's sessions. By then, the sexual collaboration is already on the 51st session. Madam Tan, alleged she was hypnotised into submitting herself to handsome Chong. Green-beret Tan then chased handsome Chong out of the house. Ah Chong threatened to put a curse on the family.
The Beret Tan and Mad-am Tan felt scared.
They had to seek another Ah Chong for help.
This other Ah Chong is famed for helping stranded China-girls and those girls who "jump aeroplane" in foreign land to work as "refugee servants" and had earned enough to want to come back.
He is the reknown Datuk Michael Chong, aka godfather Ah Long.
"I promise to treat their case confidentially,” Michael Chong added.
I just wonder ... it took Mrs Tan 51 screw up job in 6 months and she had not sense anything wrong with that handsome Chong aka Kau Wong Yeh?
And, more perplexing is ... it took her husband, Beret Tan, such long time to discover his wife is taking contraceptive in the last 180 days when he is paying for all the condoms?
Is there a catch? Is it that Ah Chong is so good in his job that those women who seeks his exorcism had in fact been rid of the evil spirit but chose to retain the excellent service of the magical cock?
She is 41-year-old housewife, identified as Mrs Tan. She believed that an evil spirits had haunted her. She sought the Kau Wong Yeh's help to exorcise them.
Within six months of the exorcism exercise, she had sex with him 51 times. Not only that, the medium, Ah Chong, charged her RM20 to RM50 per session.
After several sessions, Chong went a step further. He asked Mrs. Tan and her family to shift out of their home to a place nearer to him because her house was “filled with evil spirits.”Getting bolder later, he moved in with Mrs. Tan and her family in their new house.
Tan’s husband, who did not know what was going on, did not object as he believed this could help his wife who had been constantly falling ill since October last year.
One day, Tan’s husband discovered his wife is taking contraceptive pills which is unusual as he always used condoms. He then discovered Ah Chong and his wife's sessions. By then, the sexual collaboration is already on the 51st session. Madam Tan, alleged she was hypnotised into submitting herself to handsome Chong. Green-beret Tan then chased handsome Chong out of the house. Ah Chong threatened to put a curse on the family.
The Beret Tan and Mad-am Tan felt scared.They had to seek another Ah Chong for help.
This other Ah Chong is famed for helping stranded China-girls and those girls who "jump aeroplane" in foreign land to work as "refugee servants" and had earned enough to want to come back.
He is the reknown Datuk Michael Chong, aka godfather Ah Long.
"I promise to treat their case confidentially,” Michael Chong added.
I just wonder ... it took Mrs Tan 51 screw up job in 6 months and she had not sense anything wrong with that handsome Chong aka Kau Wong Yeh?
And, more perplexing is ... it took her husband, Beret Tan, such long time to discover his wife is taking contraceptive in the last 180 days when he is paying for all the condoms?
Is there a catch? Is it that Ah Chong is so good in his job that those women who seeks his exorcism had in fact been rid of the evil spirit but chose to retain the excellent service of the magical cock?
5 comments:
Good morning, Doc! How was your satuduatigaempatlimaenam momento?
Sex exorcism? Hmmm...wondering they will be offering this in the gomen hospitals in their latest project? Bomohs and sinsehs humping ailing patients, eh? Durex gonna make loads of marney!
Morning Howsy. I don't care the 1-2-3-4-5-6.
what's the latest project?
Oopps...sorry, got the links cocked up again. Here's the project.
howsy, Mave -- can I jumop into the "project" - make money plus have sex satisfuction, ISIT?
I'm another Chong -- where do I fit in in your story, Mave. Don't care as klong as it raises me RM20million!
tsk tsk, desi. "don't care as klong as it raises me RM20million"?? you mean you don't mind doing what the bomoh did too to get the RM20m? lol.
this housewife had sex with the bomoh 51 times and yet she cry rape. shoot me if i am going to believe her.
stupid people all around.argh!!
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