Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Spielberg or Carlsberg, it's the same

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke entry was sent by an Indian.

Spielberg or Carlsberg, it's the same

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied:

"But it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says:

"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies:

"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies:

"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


Acknowledgement: Thanks for the joke, Celia Kuching.

3 comments:

mob1900 said...

Very similar to the 'It's Fried Rice, you plick!' joke which also involves the chinamen.

Wow, seems like we'll get as much exposure like the the Irish.

Maverick SM said...

Ya Mob, I love the Irish jokes too.

Maverick SM said...

Mob, can you tell me the other joke on fried rice?