This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke entry was sent by an Indian.
Spielberg or Carlsberg, it's the same
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied:
"But it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says:
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies:
"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies:
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
Acknowledgement: Thanks for the joke, Celia Kuching.
Spielberg or Carlsberg, it's the same
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied:
"But it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says:
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies:
"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies:
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
Acknowledgement: Thanks for the joke, Celia Kuching.
3 comments:
Very similar to the 'It's Fried Rice, you plick!' joke which also involves the chinamen.
Wow, seems like we'll get as much exposure like the the Irish.
Ya Mob, I love the Irish jokes too.
Mob, can you tell me the other joke on fried rice?
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