Friday, July 07, 2006

Woman's Rights

This is a new millenium where woman's rights are exercise boldly and publicly.

A 42-year-old businessman found his wife was with a politician in the master bedroom of the condo unit belonging to the politician after he broke into the unit using a fire extinguisher. He went there with a relative and friends so that he has witnesses to provide the necessary evidence.

The politician was afraid of being harm had to protect himself by wielding out a pistol. Pistols are very important weapon for politicians and ministers as they usually need them when they had OPW (Other People's Wives) in their premise (usual practice and lifestyles as cultured by system governance).

Malaysian politicians are trendy and up-to-date in their lifestyles.

They aspires CLK merz, mansions, designers clothes, Luxurious vacations and high profile overseas trips including visiting toilets in Mauritius, Africa, Egypt, and a need to watch Belly-Dancing when crusing along the river Nile, Egypt.

In fact, the lastest fashion is to take OPWs and voluptuous singers are in popular demand. In fact, even the young turks in the Keris Wielding community had catch up with this trends.

The government in fact is looking into how to give better protection to the politicians who acquired the OPW syndrome so that they can be best protected.

I am not sure whether the senior civil servants will also need this protection. Maybe, my philosopher friends Gukita and WW4 Blog-philosophers (AM, Desi, Howsy) and Pak Adib can advice.

3 comments:

Berisman said...

The muslim politicians/civil servants should read The Reader's tazkirah today at http://adib.typepad.com

Howsy said...

Don't you know that becoming a (Barang Naik) politician is the No.1 get-rich-posh-and-easy-quick scheme already?

Arena Green said...

Do you think these MCA flers are consulting with "kau wong yeh" type mediums and getting advice from them on how to "kau lui"?

The modus operandi looks suspiciously the same. Michael Chong shud know. He's handled more than his fair share of runaway wives, tho' of course, not personally with his hands lah! LOL..