Mah-Lah Roti ada kah?

A joke a day keeps our rotten head awake.

Samy and Ah Beng went to Kedai Roti Canai Mamakmia. They met Brenda and Kali.

"Hello, makan breakfast ah," said Samy.

"Ya lah, very hungry. Eh, which type roti is nice, Roti Mah or Roti lah, Samy?" asked Kali.

"Roti Mah is good," said Samy.

"Why? What's the difference?"

"Roti Mah ada telur, Roti Lah takda telur."



"I prefer Roti Slope," said Ah Beng.

Samy: "Roti Slope, don't have. Wait until 2008."

Source: this joke, I heard from Jaga Kereta Raya boys.