Thursday, August 31, 2006

New Worm Virus

PLEASE TAKE NOTE:

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest worm-station called "pub". Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Update: Further extensive testing has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE, but may require a more generous application.

Source: One Long Dick from Africa

2 comments:

Arena Green said...

Now I know what's been stressing you out & made you disappear (or did you hide in a cave, Mave?)

Maybe I ought to send you some SAKE (Serious Ass-Kicking Edibles). LOL

Maverick SM said...

AMoi, I didn't know you are also a maverick.