Paris Hilton had a new bull

I’m not having sex for a year. … I’ll kiss, but nothing else. I only had sex with 2 men during my lifetime.”
- Paris Hilton

Paris's ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon is telling friends that he’s got a pornographic home movie of him and Hilton having sex and plans to sell it on the Internet. Solomon, an online-gambling entrepreneur, briefly dated Hilton earlier this year after he separated from his wife, 90210 bad girl Shannen Doherty. Hilton insists there’s no video—at least that she knows of. “He’s a complete liar and scumbag,” she said last week in Ibiza, where she was vacationing with producer Joe Francis. “He is a very sick man. People love to talk shit because they’re jealous. I don’t care. Whatever.” Meanwhile, Hilton has another mess to sort out. Buzz has it that Kwiat Diamonds is suing her, claiming that she still hasn’t returned a bracelet they loaned her for the Oscars. Hilton declined to comment on that, as did a Kwiat rep.

Let me share a joke with you.

I curi this joke from Boringest. It's hillarious and I really enjoyed it!

A husband and wife are checking out the bulls. When they stop to see the first bull, they read the accompaning sign: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "he did it 50 times in one year, you could learn from him."

They move to the next bull, whose sign says, "This bull has mated 120 times last year."

The wife again turns to her husband and says, "He mated ten times a month, you can learn from this one as well."

The couple walk over to a third bull whose sign reads, "This bull has mated 365 times last year."

The wife is amazed. "Incredible!" she says, 'That's an average of once a day! You can really learn from this one."

Thoroughly annoyed, the man tells his wife, "Go and find out if it was 365 times with the same cow".

That bull can't be mating the same cow 365, can it???