Submitted by BayiSingh
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."