Thursday, October 26, 2006

A Driver is licence to Drive


Submitted by BayiSingh

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."

1 comment:

bayi said...

It would have been more scary if the driver had been a cab driver for 25 years and then he gets a tap on his shoulders after he switches to driving a hearse!