Bayi Joke Column (Part 3)

Ok, today I want to tell you of an incident that happened to BayiSingh (please don't let him know I told you all, ok).

It was a birthday event; not his, but his girlfriend (now ex-gf) and we were to attend her birthday party.

His girlfriend, wow, quite a sweetgirl. AngMoh cha boh lah (blondie).

I curi her photo using my handphone...see her pic...

(sh, sh) Quite big oh; but Bayi say, nyam-nyam ho (just about right)

Bayi bought her a present; only thing, the wrapper is not so high class. I told Bayi that he must wrapped it with high class paper and make it stylish; otherwise, girlfriend won't appreciate and may get angry.

Bayi say, never mind as long as the gift is stylish and high class. Aiya, I also don't care lah. It's up to him. See his present...

One eye, and you puke.

Birthday present and wrapped with mahjong paper and a ribbon.

But that's Bayi.

So, when we got to her party, his gf was chatting with another beautiful girl at the front door (I later found out that other girl's name is Monika Ann (you Hokkien fella don't simply pronounce wrongly ah). Bayi quickly pass the present to his gf, "Lin Tai, happy birthday" (sorry... spelling error; it's LinDa.)

Linda: "Thanks, darling. What's that you bought for me?"

Bayi: "Oh, it's a nice pair - an undee and a bra - very nice and special one. Also very classical one."

MoniKa spoke to Linda: "Wah, your boyfriend so damned romantic... and the wrapping so very special ...I'm moved (she intentionally quivered)."

Linda's face turn Pao Kung (black and red). She's upset and extremely upset.

Bayi: "Why upset? You know, this is not normal undee and bra... it's damn sexy for you as you got big...ah, ah boo............ps."

Linda raise her hand and give a tight-slap on Bayi's face; then throw back the present to Bayi, "Give that to your mum, and get yourself another girlfriend." She pissed off inside.

Actually, she know Bayi is quite kiamsiap (stingy), but didn't expect him to be so-so damn kiamsiap and damn hamsap (sex maniac). She actually expected Bayi to, at least, give her something such as, gold necklace or pearl necklace such as this one...

As she left, Monica stayed. Bayi was blushing red-blue-black.

Monica: "Bayi, sorry to see you in this predicament. In fact, if I'm your girlfriend, I would be so, so, so, excited and very sexcited with such a gift. undee and bra, wow!" (she whistled)

Bayi: Thanks Monica. She dump me; do you want to be my gf?"

Monica: "If you give the undee and bra to me, I accept to be your gf."

Bayi: "I'll give this to you if you will wear it now and parade in front of LinDa."

Monica is very sexy... she agreed. She went inside, put on the two-piece and then came out to meet us. You know what? She put that on.......

See... for yourself...

Wah Low eh...

that's bikini...

made with diamond.

It's, it's... uh, uh, uh (gulp)... USD3 million bikini.

Monica, you fatt-tat oh!

LinDa saw and collapse. She lost Bayi and the Diamond Bikini. She was so upset that she changed her name to Dohnin (sorry, it's Doreen).