Thursday, January 25, 2007

Bayi Joke Column (Part 5)

Bayi's Untold Stories

Bayi finally told me his secret. One day his wife was not at home and he brought his friend home.

They were having a quiet discussion, so "elegantly silent" that Bayi didn't know his son came into his room...







That's how his wife divorce him.




They didn't get into a fight...but their pets did because of custody problem.


Then Bayi met his Monica...

Later, Bayi found out that Monica actually had a twin-sister...






The sisters love to dress alike and Bayi sometimes could have mistaken...and entered the wrong...

Bayi also told me he had a X-girlfriend who is residing in Bombay.

This is her photo...



Wah, se beh chun!


Bayi also had an uncle...a distant relative, but he has not met him.

One day this uncle wrote Bayi a letter to inform him that he likes to pay Bayi a visit. Worried that Bayi may not recognise him, he sent Bayi a photo of himself so that Bayi will be able to recognise him when he arrives at the airport. This is the photo of his uncle...







I didn't know that Bayi's mother was an African princess...

Bayi's uncle was very kind to invite us to his home...

We were at first reluctant to accept the invitation...

His uncle then showed us pictures of his house in Africa...





This is his uncle's bedroom.





His uncle complain that the hall is too small...

and that his house did not have enough car garage...




No wonder his cars have to park outside the house.

At first, we felt sorry for him; now, we felt sorry for ourselves.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder why the blazes did his grinning pygmy uncle attach an 18-inch long orange carrot to his waist. To attract rabbits so that he can shoot 'em with his blowpipe? By the way, that face reminds of the present MIC Pres. Mebbe his long-lost twin brother kidnapped and sold in the Congo when he was a child...Real pity they got the wrong twin

Anonymous said...

It is the exact feeling of Bolehland with Pak Dollah. ;)

At first, we felt sorry for him; now, we felt sorry for ourselves.

seefei said...

sorry seems to be the hardest word but laughter is the best medicine.

Anonymous said...

you have one hell of an imagination Mister!

p.s Quite shock to see how small Bayi's uncle's tool is. A disgrace or what? :-)
NvdV

Anonymous said...

No wonder Bayi's uncle got no clothes. Must be the tolls. Damn the concessionaires!

Helen said...

Bayi uncle got no satay house. Tsk Tsk Tsk...

Poor uncle.. cannot taste satay.

Anonymous said...

Don't have to go to Africa to see his uncle's palace. Our local crooks have them too.

http://www.malaysia-today.net/fotos/2005/07/guess-whose-home-this-is.htm

Anonymous said...

nice photos~~~:D

mob1900 said...

Bayi Boleh!