Bayi, is not a baby, neither a Singh. He is a Mongolian with a Persian look, but unrelated to Altantuya or Kublai. He is not young, as the name suggest, but middle-aged (between 20-50), a bachelor who had only a few girlfriends (about 100 of them, on and off) and still available on contract basis to aspiring & successful women who needed a boyfriend or a bodyguard from time to time and at any time. I am not permitted to post his photo here, but he has Tom Cruise's hand, Roger Moore's legs, Chow Yuen Fatt's nose, Chow Sing Chi's hair, and Marlon Brando's body, and Khairy's look. He is not too rich, in between Richard Branson and Tom Sawyer.
Ok, let me post the jokes for today from Bayising entitled:
A bottle of Merlot
A gentleman diner asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman sitting alone at another table. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 6 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read:
"For your information, I don't have a problem to fulfill the first 2 conditions you named. I do have a Ferrari 360, an Aston Martin DB9, a Mercedes SL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garages. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account, but the 3rd condition I do have problem. I am sorry to disappoint you for the fact that I could not, and will not, for the sake, even, for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Please, just send the bottle back."
Ok, let me post the jokes for today from Bayising entitled:
A bottle of Merlot
A gentleman diner asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman sitting alone at another table. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 6 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read:
"For your information, I don't have a problem to fulfill the first 2 conditions you named. I do have a Ferrari 360, an Aston Martin DB9, a Mercedes SL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garages. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account, but the 3rd condition I do have problem. I am sorry to disappoint you for the fact that I could not, and will not, for the sake, even, for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Please, just send the bottle back."
5 comments:
lol...good one!
thank u maverick, for linking my blog to yours..and this joke is super farnee! muahahahhahah.. *hiccup*
Heheh .. good ol' Mave is back to his naughty jokes in 2007!!
This is not bayi's personal experience right? lol
No lah. Tapi itu Doc Maverick banyak pandai cerita lah. :)
Just because I got Mongolian look, a secondhand Ferrari and likes to drink Merlot he think I am a prince. LOL
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