Bayi inform me he is going to insure his private part. At first I thought he was joking. He told me the insurance company is Ace Insurance and he gave me the latest news from Malay Mail which parade a billboard from ACE Insurance billboard in Jalan Raja Chulan displaying an advertisement inviting the public to insure their private parts.The signboard which reads “Melindungi Kemaluan Anda”.
A SPOKESMAN from ACE Insurance made this statement:
“The board was vandalised three months ago and the message carried a different meaning to our tagline.
“Our company's tagline is “Melindungi Kemajuan Anda” and not “Melindungi Kemaluan Anda”.
“The matter has been rectified and Bank Negara has been duly informed of the matter,” she says.
The spokesman also apologises to the public if the vandalised billboard has caused embarrassment to anyone.
The insurance policy is specially designed for those whose private part are constantly in threat such as those who are active in sports whereby the chances of them breaking a ball or two are high. Those who are actively fooling around are the target of Ace Insurance, as the chances of their spouses snipping/biting/chopping their precious off are high too. As usual please consult your agent regarding the details of the policy in detail before committing to it. Please also consult your wives and girlfriends and if possible, consult your balls too.
9 comments:
Any coverage on wear and tear? lol
must insure one.
sometimes the bull wins...
Good that the insurance people make sure our sportmen's 'balls' are covered.
Too bad this policy does not benefit the politicians & kakis. Afterall, you cannot insure what you don't have.
Haha ... Helen is so right about the ball-carriers. But what about taiko with BIG balls that need constant carrying? LOL
I thought really got such thing so I want to buy it too... LOL
Buahahahahahahaha...
Kudos to the 'creative' vandals!
actually i don't see any signs of vandalism. i think the company's sign agency made a mistake and the company's spokesman had to spin a story lah!
was it true vandals tampered with it or was it a mistake by ace advertiser? a 'j' that is tampered with to become a 'l' will be very obvious.
btw mave, don't be shocked if you come to my blog and see nothing. scroll down and you'll see the posts. something's wrong with my blog and i hope it will be rectified soon.
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