Sunday, January 07, 2007

Big NEWS! Spinning in Action (Part 5)

1. Big News!



NST says: It's Show Time!

Ya, there were some shows and a few tourists around to show that it's time....for




Ya, PM, You are RIGHT!

It's time for a CLEAN Malaysia

Over the table, under the table,

All of these must stop!

We must have a CLEAN Malaysia; (Clean government of Malaysia)!!!


2. Damn Big News!


Dear Malaysians, this is a piece of good news.

Entrepreneur Minister Khaled Nordin said his Ministry will overhaul public transportation system and will introduce improved mass transport and high-end taxi service in 7 Years Time!

7 Years is not that looooong!!!


3. Damn Damned Big News!




"When we tried to hire a helicopter from Kuala Lumpur, all were taken up by VIPs and Ministers to visit places affected by the floods. It's not the time to MELAWAT you know."

- Che Moin Umar, Director of Crisis & Disaster Management Directorate,
Prime Minister's Department.



4. Big Sweet News for Insecure Wives!




Asked, and it will be given;

Seek, and ye shall find;

Try, and ye shall know.


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

the govt plans wildly, builds excessively, but never maintain the facilities.

instead of wasting money on the sore, itchy and unnecessary 3rd "Eye of Malaysia", or follow Dubai's footstep in building "the palm" (our version being "the kelapa sawit"), i say taxpayers' money are better off used to "clean up" and improve public transport system.

Anonymous said...

mave,

be brave
for he has returned
the lull
before the storm
will end
as we bend

now i can buy 4D alreadi!!!! all the 'ONG' back liao...play mahjong also better LUCK...

thank GOD FOR PM!!!!

Maverick SM said...

Chloe, U r right! Let's have the kelapa sawit instead of Palm!

FreeLunch, u banyak jahat lah!

Anonymous said...

Allow me to say the therapeutic word :
NIAMAH.

Thanks

Arena Green said...

Pak Lah & geng is sending a message that they are going green, not CLEAN lah!

Anonymous said...

The Entrepreneur Ministry will introduce improved mass transport and high-end taxi service in 7 years' time, ie. in 2014... this is not so long considering the facts that malaysia will be able to build spaceships on its own in 3014(1,007 years from now) and the NEP dumped in 4014 (2,007 years from now). By then malaysia would truly be the basket case of Asia.

Anonymous said...

I love your blog.

It rings true ... "Truth hurts"...

Nina
p.s I am pretty lame st leaving comments but I do come by here for my daily fix.

Anonymous said...

By the way, what's with mixing English and Malay (e.g the MELAWAT sentence) ... sounds so affected!

Nina

Maverick SM said...

Nina, Thank you for your comments. I am real proud that someone who don't leave comments will do so here...thank U so so so much.

Mixing English & Malay is generally good for us but the government is against it. I don't know why. The fact that Singapore govt can accept Singlish mask my thoughts when DEwan Bahasa Dan Pustaka objected to Manglish