Friday, February 02, 2007

Aishwarya married a tree

Aishwarya Rai, my Bollywood heartrobe had to marry a banana tree.

Aishwarya is engaged to Abhishek Bachchan. She is said to have undergone the ritual to overcome astrological differences with her fiance.

Astrologers have said Rai’s astrological chart is manglik, which, according to Hindu tradition can have negative consequences for their impending marriage.

Traditionally manglik women are required to go through a ceremony marrying them to a peepal tree, a banana tree or to a silver or golden idol of the Hindu god Vishnu in a ceremony.

The Human Rights group accused Aishwarya Rai for promoting a tradition associated with the caste system and the untouchables following reports that she had “married a tree” in an ancient Hindu ceremony.

The lawyers representing the group are demanding that Aishwarya offer a public apology for entering into a false marriage.



Rai, you are not allowed to marry a tree.

Honey, You are so beautiful and sweet...

marry a man, a Malaysian.

Most of our politicians will be willing to volunteer!!!

Samy is also waiting. Chandran just got promoted.

Many others are available. Me too!

Bayi, U want or not?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Want lah but cannot. She wants me to wear a turban all the time because you told her I am a Singh.