Entire Pig and Little Sausage Dilemma

Why get Married?

Men are often heard to say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free."

Now, the women rights movement have updated their latest salvo to counter the above statement.

Survey results indicate that 80% of women are against marriage because:

Women now realized it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

The survey results indicate that:

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

And below is an instruction to all women:

Send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!


You Got Served!


You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will happen

From: Celz, President of Women's Other Half-Rights Movement, Timbaktu Basin