Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Hug your wife more

Feng Shui master from Taiwan says men must hug their wives more if they want good luck and prosperities.

I went and asked my sifu BayiSingh who is also a Feng Shui Master & he derived his expertise from Bengali astrologist.

Bayi: Ya, you hug your wife and you get peace harmony and love.

Me: But Bayi, the Taiwan master says we get wealth and prosperity?

Bayi: Ya, if you hug your wife and give her an angpow, she gets peace, harmony and prosperity. And if she give you an angpow, then you get peace, harmony and prosperity.

Me: then if both of us wants prosperity and harmony?

Bayi: then both of you should not be hugging each other; you should be hugging others and your wife will do the same and both of you demand angpow from them. Then both of you get peace, harmony and prosperity.

#@%&*!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Daily Cunnilingus will make you a millionaire ?

Anonymous said...

Husband gives wife angpow, got prosperity meh? Left pocket into right pocket. hmm...maybe Bayi got secret account.

Anonymous said...

does she mean get laid more? they say sex is good for feng shui too? ~~~ politicians seem to practice this mantra~~~