Wah kakakakakaka!This is by far the most hilarious news I have ever read.
They will visit the VIP customers, says NSTP. But they will not be going there to soothe their aches and pains. Rather, they are on the lookout for establishments that offers more than a massage service to customers.
Khir said this act was necessary because the massage parlours gave the impression that the people of Selangor had a chronic problem with aching backs. "Customers are even willing to pay to have girls sit on their laps," Khir said.
Selangor Mentri Besar wants all Selangor State Excos to visit massage parlours every night for the next two weeks.
They will visit the VIP customers, says NSTP. But they will not be going there to soothe their aches and pains. Rather, they are on the lookout for establishments that offers more than a massage service to customers.
Khir said this act was necessary because the massage parlours gave the impression that the people of Selangor had a chronic problem with aching backs. "Customers are even willing to pay to have girls sit on their laps," Khir said.
En Khir, laps also need massage mah!
However, Khair Toyo exempted himself from this assignment. Maybe, his wife won't grant him the permit.
Speaking after the weekly exco meeting, Khir said both the best and worst local authorities would be honoured at the annual awards ceremony this year.
Speaking after the weekly exco meeting, Khir said both the best and worst local authorities would be honoured at the annual awards ceremony this year.
Cheers and Cheerio!
5 comments:
Since both the best and worst local authorities would be honoured at the annual awards ceremony this year, how about the dentist from selangor organizing an annual awards ceremony for the best and worst MBs/CMs and also the best and worst cabinet ministers?
The 'Toyol' and Goons want to test the services of these Massage Parlours, just to make sure there're top-notch! Maklumlah VMY2007... picit, picit, picit.
I like the Badawi portrait photo hanged on the wall.
The owner must be patriotic Malaysia, why punish him?
Maverick
I like the Idea...
Now the MB given his blanket approval to his councillors, they can now get FREE BJ while on duty lah....
No more "Mat Kampau" anymore, these buggers wants FREE poossies...
Islam Hadhari country yeah... where FREE poossies are allowed in course of duty!
Worst when Chinese New Year is coming, rakyats wants more money to be happy... hidden tax agents all over like leeches, sucking poossies.
Sei lah like this; we Sei-zhorred way before Sei.
I think the MB is going to be very popular with his team lah! Wah... give licence to go to massage parlour. Come back and report swimming and aeroplane packages to MB...
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