Deputy Housing and Local Government Minister Datuk Robert Lau Hoi Chew said the government is planning to certain public universities to teach toilet management and care. Robert said this move was necessary to ensure the Malaysian toilets are properly maintained and clean.
The courses will teach Malaysian graduates about the suitability of toilet cleaning tools, soaps, deodorant and tissue paper, Robert told Bernama.
It is probable that the course will also include teaching the under-graduates the techniques on how to sit on toilet bowls as most Malaysians are still squating on the pedestal WC.
Robert said that the proposed courses would encompass various aspects and techniques of toilet management to ensure high standget ards in shitting and cleaning the backsides including the design, cleanliness, maintenance and sanitation.
It is most likely that the government would be very selective in the process of selecting the right universities to conduct the course to ensure that only the highest quality universities are only allowed to teach this specialised course to ensure high quality toilet graduates and to ensure that the graduates would be able to serve the society effectively when they managed the public toilets.
The government will also ensure that more non-bumiputeras will be given opportunity to enroll in the course and if the response are good, the government would even consider a Master Degree course in Advance Toilet Management. In time to come, and coupled with the global advancement of technology and I.T., the course may be extended to doctorate level. We would then be able to have a bigger pool of professors with PhD in Toilet Management and Maintenance. Someday one of these Toilet professor may become our prime minister and finance minister. To ensure only the highest quality students are selected for the course, only those who had scored CGPA of minimum 3.8 and above will qualify.
The first batch of graduates may be given opportunity to work in the parliament as parliamentary under-secretary and special assistance to Ministers, including the prime minister and deputy prime minister, helping these ministers to manage their toilet schedule and ensuring that the toilets in the parliament is extremely clean and hygienic. Soon, some years later, we can be assured that they may become MPs and Ministers who had degrees and Masters, even Doctorate degrees, specialising in toilet management and ensure that parliamentary debates are well conducted and more importantly, the parliament building toilets can be well maintain by parliamentarians and ministers themselves.
(Emphasis added).
Source: The Borneo Post, page 18, February 9, 2007
The courses will teach Malaysian graduates about the suitability of toilet cleaning tools, soaps, deodorant and tissue paper, Robert told Bernama.
It is probable that the course will also include teaching the under-graduates the techniques on how to sit on toilet bowls as most Malaysians are still squating on the pedestal WC.
Robert said that the proposed courses would encompass various aspects and techniques of toilet management to ensure high standget ards in shitting and cleaning the backsides including the design, cleanliness, maintenance and sanitation.
It is most likely that the government would be very selective in the process of selecting the right universities to conduct the course to ensure that only the highest quality universities are only allowed to teach this specialised course to ensure high quality toilet graduates and to ensure that the graduates would be able to serve the society effectively when they managed the public toilets.
The government will also ensure that more non-bumiputeras will be given opportunity to enroll in the course and if the response are good, the government would even consider a Master Degree course in Advance Toilet Management. In time to come, and coupled with the global advancement of technology and I.T., the course may be extended to doctorate level. We would then be able to have a bigger pool of professors with PhD in Toilet Management and Maintenance. Someday one of these Toilet professor may become our prime minister and finance minister. To ensure only the highest quality students are selected for the course, only those who had scored CGPA of minimum 3.8 and above will qualify.
The first batch of graduates may be given opportunity to work in the parliament as parliamentary under-secretary and special assistance to Ministers, including the prime minister and deputy prime minister, helping these ministers to manage their toilet schedule and ensuring that the toilets in the parliament is extremely clean and hygienic. Soon, some years later, we can be assured that they may become MPs and Ministers who had degrees and Masters, even Doctorate degrees, specialising in toilet management and ensure that parliamentary debates are well conducted and more importantly, the parliament building toilets can be well maintain by parliamentarians and ministers themselves.
(Emphasis added).
Source: The Borneo Post, page 18, February 9, 2007
5 comments:
Mave, you explained it very logically. lol
We need a ministry to manage this. It is damn important now.
Ya, a JAMBAN MINISTRY!
The newspaper said, spore has such course. I am still searching high and low in their websites. Maybe, the institutions are hiding it now. I can imagine LKY going around with a toilet bowl to smash some idiots' head. hahaha
I suggest all the ministers to be the first batch graduates. Most are running their ministries like jamban anyway.
Hasilox, I 100% agree with you. Leadership by examples - sent the ministers to the course.
I am hoping this is actually a 'joke'.
An early April Fool?
*unbelievable*
NvdV
Are we expecting RLHC Toilet University soooooooon?????
lol @ Hasilox!
You're right maaann, actually our whole ministry is Jamban Ministry!
They should be flush out next year!
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