Wednesday, March 14, 2007

My Momma Told Me...

Howsy the Ranter tagged me on this.

Shit, my mamma told me not to respond to tag as I could have nightmare...

But Howsy is my brother-in-this-world... he'll castrate me if I didn't do it.

Ok..mama told me???

Mamma told me not to believe politicians (and not even an iota of trust) for whatever they promised or said and made during election time; for reality comes into being after they gain power and positions and betrayal is the name written on their chest.

Mamma said the UMNO General Assembly are yearly circus show and that if you love watching monkeys and donkeys in human clothings, get to PWTC early as the show is free.

Mamma said Pak Lah is better than Mahathir because he is a passionate man and he loves jeans, denim and must be seasoned and worn.

Mamma said those who accused bloggers and called them asinine, he (or they) are in fact reflecting it upon his (or their) own image and characteristics.

Mamma said Islam teaches love, empathy and care for all mankind, and true Muslims need no handouts and agendas as Allah have always provided for those who believed in Him. Those who crave for the material world and power to acquire them for self-glorification and gratification can't be Muslims, for the Holy Prophet had told all believers that they should not avert their face from people out of haughtiness and that Muslims should not strut about arrogantly on the earth. Allah does not love anyone who is vain or boastful. (31:18)

Mamma said Allah had asked us to "Be good to your parents and relatives and to orphans and the very poor, and to neighbours who are related to you and neighbours who are not related to you, and to companions and travellers and your slaves. Allah does not love anyone vain or boastful." (4:36), for "Allah does not forgive anything being associated with Him but He forgives whoever He wills for anything other than that. Anyone who associates something with Allah has committed a terrible crime."(4:48)

Oops! Six? The one extra that mamma said was specially dedicated to Khairy.

4 comments:

Howsy said...

Wah! Thank you very much! Even better than mine!

I like the 3rd one, btw. :)

Anonymous said...

hahaha
Your mamma is a very wise lady. Love her more :)

Anonymous said...

Mamma also says: "Don't depend on your father-in-law for a living, but make your own way through life. And if things just don't work out, pack your bags and return to Bangalla."

Anonymous said...

hhahahha my fave:

"Mamma said Islam teaches love, empathy and care for all mankind, and true Muslims need no handouts and agendas as Allah have always provided for those who believed in Him. Those who crave for the material world and power to acquire them for self-glorification and gratification can't be Muslims, for the Holy Prophet had told all believers that they should not avert their face from people out of haughtiness and that Muslims should not strut about arrogantly on the earth. Allah does not love anyone who is vain or boastful. (31:18)