The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
Malaysian government decided to quitely appoint Samy Vellu to do the study jointly with PWD. After 6 months and a cost of $22million, they concluded that the American were wrong, the French could not be right and the Canadian's studies was inaccurate. Samy concluded that a more thorough research is necessary and that the research should be privatized at a cost of another $40 million which would be funded by Private-financial Initiatives (PFI).
4 comments:
You forgot about the part where the study was canceled and the Govt had to pay a compensation whose amount is greater than if the study was carried out. :-)
Samy should have concluded the reason that the head was larger than the shaft is because his bald head is also bigger than his neck
the penis head is design to srap the wall of vagina to pull all the liquid and wastes out...thats way you see lots of liquid at the hole opening after sex!!!
you're right about that. Its an evolutionary addition to our organ as it removes sperm from other competing males in the "herd". lol
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