Tuesday, July 03, 2007

News in Brief

News No.1: Wear Strong Suit, or else...



The government is making it mandatory for all civil servants to wear strong suits do morning exercise. The Education Ministry had taken the lead. The ministry deputy minister and secretary-general is photographed above.


News No.2: Blouseless Interview


Woman attending job interview must now wear blouse and then strip it in front of the interviewer in order for them to evaluate adequately. Interviewers are now required to check the internal and external qualities of staffs to ensure only competent and qualified people are employed.

News No.3: IGP puzzled over extension




The IGP is puzzled why his contract is extended when he had already reached the mandatory age for retirement and had in fact prepared himself for criminal corporate management.


News No.4: Waste disposal to improve


The MCA president and Housing Minister wants to dispose off all the waste before the next general election. It was discovered that there are just too much garbages in the party and in the headquarters.



News No.5: Code Red applied and defined



After his visit to Russia and meeting up with Putin, Pak Lah had immediately implemented the Code Red doctrine. To prove and show how effective and efficient, all civil servants must now wear read tie or scarf and red panties.

However, Pak Lah made a mistake by picking the wrong tie. In fact Jeanne had selected the right tie for him but he wanted to prove to everyone, in particular, to prove to his children, that he do not take all recommendations and instructions from his wife, he opt for another red tie only to find that he was off-color. Pak Lah finally admitted: "Next time must listen to wife."

7 comments:

Helen said...

Muaharharhar wear suit to exercise? Guess those big shots dun look too good in figure hugging tights and sweats. lol

Monsterball said...

I've been interviewing and hiring staff for years, many of them young, unmarried women.
I must admit, if other factors are comparable - qualifications, experience, knowledge - the prettier or sexier woman is often the one who gets hired....

Its a cruel world isn't it.?..LOL..

Anonymous said...

these maggots in black suits just got themselves another record for david letterman to joke about.

meanwhile you got to read this news by reuters: http://asia.news.yahoo.com/070703/3/348vk.html

malaysia boleh!

Anonymous said...

Improve waste disposal? Does that mean many bigshots will find their way into incinerator soon? LOL

Anonymous said...

Better off wearing the red cap of the cardinal

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