When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
Source: Chang
4 comments:
I read teh joke to my husband and he said, he'd be standing in the line of husbands who had to listen to their wives too simply because all the 'fun' friends are there. He called it 'solidarity and male-bonding'.
Good joke:-))
nvdv
*LOL*
That was what my wife told me to put in the comment box! Hehehe...
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise-- you mean ev-- gasp -- everybody can enter Paradise? Then those suicide bombers who blew themselves apart have been fooled; even their infidel victims can also enter Paradise! Ahem, and where are the promised 72 virgins for suicide bombers? Don't tell me they have been duped
hahahahaha didn't know there were so many henpecked men around... lol
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