An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES YES, I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Blondies are stupid and not all blondies are dumb, but all men, are but, dumb men when their dick usurp the power of decision-making.
Story Teller: MmudahLupa the Blondie Guy
4 comments:
This is good.
Love Blonde jokes.
Hmm.. it isn't really a proper Blonde joke is it?
They were watchin' alright...but bot the dice.
I luv this blonde! :)
these guys busy watching somewhere but not the dice, hehe...tis blonde is damn smart, ::)))
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