Senator Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God for making terroristic threats against him and his constituents, inspired fear and caused widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.The self-proclaimed agnostic is seeking a permanent injunction against God.
God apparently responded to the suit by the Nebraska lawmaker and one of the filings seems to have dropped in from heaven.
The response signed by “God” argues that the defendant was immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction over God.
“Blaming the Almighty for human oppression and suffering misses an important point, it says.
“I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you,” God argued.
St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness.
3 comments:
I would have dismissed the suit as frivolous.
He's just out to get some publicity like some of our UMNO MPs.
How to hang god?! Lets do it man. LOL
Will Dollah sue Syaitan for creating the mess in Malaysia?
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