Toilet squad? Have you heard of it? Did you know which country have it?The Perak government will set up "toilet squads" to monitor the cleanliness and hygiene of the public toilets.
State Tourism Committee chairman Mohd Radzi Manan said the state tourism action council will be visiting toilets and submit a comprehensive report on the state of the toilets. "With the formation of the squad, dirty toilets will be a thing of the past," Radzi said.
Fantastic government! Malaysia Boleh! However, the council may need to ask the government for additional funds as the councillors need to visit those toilets in Mauritius, Bengal, Beirut, Egypt and river Nile to learn from the others. If the Federal government could not allocate such budget, then the council may have to increase taxes, duties, licensing and quit rents to pay for these trips.
Since they can't catch thieves, can't convict rapists and murderers because the prosecution is incompetent, can't control corruption since the system administrators are involved in it one way or another, and can't think of decent things to serve the public, the only choice is to create employment by setting up toilet squad, discuss about what women should wear and what types of clothings to wear in public and what length of slid should stewardess be allowed on their dress, including debating in parliament about the "Once-a-month" thing, to stir racial and religious issues to champion each ethic group, and to discuss about what actions to take against bloggers.
12 comments:
with all the shits they made, it's about time farklah & all the bn di*kheads clean it up
Ahha! With the GE coming, that's a way way to solve the 80,000 unemployable grads problem--- make them heads of the "toilet squads"
we have square watermelon, toilet square,square head for graduates, square kueh lapis etc. what do u think is the shape of our politician's brain?- Mmudahlupa
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Toilet Squad is coming to town!
You better watch out,
You better aim right,
You better flush out,
I'm telling you why,
Toilet Squad is coming to town!
Too many unemployed graduates before a GE is no good for the BN. They must be made to feel good, even if it is only for a short while until the GE is over.
There is a Hokkien saying, "New toilet, nice to shit." It means new brooms sweep clean or hangat-hangat tahi ayam. The fervor for clean toilets will die off soon like all BN efforts. But true enough, new toilets, nice to shit!
Malaysia Very The Can !! Soon they will have the biggest toilet squad to enter the Guinness Book of Records...
remember the RM400,000 per piece of posh toilets which were launched with fanfare in KL. except for enriching the suppliers, whats the damn outcome about clean toilets. the posh toilets are now history. imagine how many millions down the drain, again.
Welcome to Malaysia with the MOST EXPENSIVE CLEAN TOILETS. Malaysia Boleh, Tengku Adnan Boleh.
WonderFOOL idea. Next general election, make sure we send all the BN candidates in Perak to the toilets instead (and definitely NOT to the state Assembly or to Parliament). Period
Donkey
I volunteer! I volunteer!!
Just make damn sure the Nile cruise is part of the overseas training course! While at it... throw in the belly dancing show!
ANy other volunteers with me?
Great men shit and think,
Fools shit and STINKS !!
Should I say more....?
Thinking Voter
Purple~Mushroom, wah, you are a great poet.
Bayi, new toilet - ya surely nice to shit. But, the toilet was't new; the shit is new.
X'tina, semua boleh bcoz semua makan.
Donkey, good suggestion. Sent Pak Lah to test the shit toilet.
Helen, you want to volunteer? Go apply to be councillor trhu' MCA.
Thinking Voter, You are also another great poet.
In the whole world's time, at some dated, our inner throw goes out. It is then blow up into zeal beside an contend with with another hominoid being. We should all be glad for those people who rekindle the inner inspiration
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