Ayat Ayat Power Mr.Samy
I just receive an email containing many famous Quotations made by our celebrity minister, Samy Vellu.
Samy Vellu on the speed of Pos Laju's delivery system :-
"BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" :-)
At a TV interview, when trying to say he was ashamed, he said:
`Kemaluan saya besar'
Samy said in a ceramah:
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini."
One pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?"
and Samy gloriously replied,
"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
Samy's favorite quote on national television:
"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
During the water crisis:
"semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"
Regarding social problems:
"..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."
At a blood donation campaign in Sungei Siput:
"...marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
During the height of the Al-Arqam saga, he said in a press conference,
"Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam.."
At an opening ceremony:
"Tuan tuan dan puan puan, saudara mara, sesudah semua orang makan kenyang, sekarang kita mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain"
Commenting about his modesty:
"sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"
PLUS Highway = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy.
12 comments:
Haha.. I got it quite some time ago, I like this kinda jokes.
Wahaha! xD
Are these actual quotes?
Semi Value or Samy Vellu ?
"Kemaluan saya besar..." Hahahaha...!
And I have no doubt about it!
saya berasa bangga dapat melihat pusat-pusat jururawat yang cantik-cantik..upon opening ceremony for nursing training center
itu Maika punya hal, i janji semua dapat duit balik on APRIL, 1. tahun apa, i tak tahu lah. he..he
samy vellu son now said that Maika may be liquidated and whatever is left to be returned to shareholders. vaporised Maika and its hsitory of abuse and plunders will be erased, huh?
mave:
I ingat Knotti adalah label Desi, you pun mau sapu ke? Hari hari mau dada pun?
Maverick,
I'm not sure are those his actual quotes, but I'm not surprised if he actually said them all.
Saya tidak setuju dan menentang sekeras2nya tuduhan PAS memanggil kami kapir ...
Husin,
I really miss out this quote.. thanks!
Anasalwa,
You will need to read his speech more.
Kiff,
Is this another of Samy's quote - Pusat-pusat jururawati?
CY,
You also need to read more of Samy's speech.
Kenny,
Thanks!
Anons,
If you post with a moniker or nickname, I would be able to address you effectively. Thanks anyway.
mave,
not sure but i think it could be true
hahaha....bodo punya keling...dah kaya pungut duit tol tu pegi la masuk class bahasa melayu..
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