BayiSingh went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars.
The doctor was quite familiar with his habits and recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar."
"Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did.
But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again.
"What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!"
"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," said the patient.
"What in the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my ass..."
Would we friends donate some cigars to Bayi? He needs it badly!
4 comments:
No need to donate cigars. The cigar stuck up his ass is unlit, and so can be used over and over again. A better way is to stuck a lit firecracker up the ass
Laughed so hard and loud almost died of asphyxiation.
Your blog is thus stamped: "Warning: Contents may cause death by laughter."
Maverick,
I notice that you have many jokes about BayiSingh. Is he a real person? If he is, does he mind the jokes? Some of them can be hurtful and I feel that if he doesn't mind, then they are ok. Is BayiSingh real?
eWoon,
Laugh less a bit lah!LOL!
A Real Singh,
I hope BayiSingh will give his reply to you here. He is a real BayiSingh and my good buddy. He is also the one who sent those jokes to me.
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