Thursday, October 18, 2007

Tales of two Cities - An Old man's dilemma

Who shot the bear?....

An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office. He says to the doctor:

"I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor thinks for a second and then says,

"Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?"

The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!"

"EXACTLY" says the doctor.

Source: www.jokefoundry.com

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

And what happens if the old fella's child has that giant grizzly bear's DNA?

Helen said...

The doctor's analogy is wrong. :-P

He should have said the rifle is still the same... just that the hunter forgot to load his rifle. He did shoot the bear, but it's blank. lol

Anonymous said...

just like that moron who think he's doing a damn good job when...

keep dozing off or running off when there a crisis back home.