Monday, December 03, 2007

Lin Peh MQ test!

I got a friend; he's a Malaysian. he calls himself Lin Peh. I thought he should call himself KNN... but he's a damn smart guy; also damn handsome. he looks a bit like Chow Yun Fatt and a little bit like Tom Cruise. He sings like Tom Jones and many thought he is Tom Jones younger brother, Tom Yam. He has developed a scientific test for those who wants to find out how Malaysian they are. So go take that test at:Lin Peh MQ test

Maybe, I better CnP below for ease; his blog is traffic jam..he has too many fans, mostly hamsap guys.

If you want to know how stupid you are, go take the IQ test.

If you want to know how Emo you are, go take EQ test.

However, if you want to know how Malaysian you are, please take the following MQ test developed by Lin Peh without any kopiright wan!

The test is very simple one. Just answer the following questions and add up you score:

1. When waiting for lift:

A) You press the up button when you want to go up and down button if you want go go down (1 point)

B) You press the up button when you want to go down and down button if you want go go up (5 points)

C) You press both the buttons regardless whether you want to go up or down (10 points)


2. When the lift arrive:

A) You make sure everyone come out already before you enter (1 point)

B) You see some people come out already only you enter (5 points)

C) You no fuck got people no people come out, you just bulldozer your way in like Maradona wallop the Engrand defenders.


3. On the street:

A) You walk fast fast and drive also fast fast fast (1 point)

B) You walk slow slow and drive also slow slow (5 points)

C) You walk like turtle like that but drive like Formula 1 (10 points)


4. When riding a bike:

A) You ride alone (1 point)

B) You have ONE passenger at the backseat (5 points)

C) You have your entire fucking village on you backseat like circus like that (10 points)


5. Which side of the road do you drive:

A) Left (1 point)

B) Right (5 points)

C) Either side depend on what I like (10 points)


6. You think Washington is:

A) Name of a president (1 point)

B) Name of a city (5 points)

C) Name of Apple (10 points)


7. You think someone with a "bin" in his name is:

A) A Terrorist (1 point)

B) A Rocker (5 points)

C) Own 30% of everything under the sky (10 points)


8. You know Mawi as:

A) Name of a place in Hawaii (1 point)

B) Name of a tribe in New Zealand (5 points)

C) Name of a rock star (10 points)


9. On Education:

A) You failed everything and cannot get a job (1 point)

B) You pass some, fail some and cannot get a job (5 points)

C) You scored all A and cannot get a job (10 points)



10. On Politics:

A) You love your gaoment and you vote for them ( Minus 10 points)

B) You fuck your gaoment and you vote the opposition (5 points)

C) You fuck your gaoment but still vote for them (10 points)




Please add up you score and check the following:


10 to 50 points - You don't belong to Malaysia. You shall be deported !

51 to 99 points - With some training, you can be a good Malaysian. You shall be awarded PR status.

100 points - MALAYSIA BOLEH !

5 comments:

Lin Peh said...

Where got so hamsem ? hahahhaa!

bayi said...

I got 10 points. This means the gaomen will revoke my citizenship?

Anonymous said...

aiyoh, mavi! when you got entangle with lin peh? he & cocka are the playcock & playbunny of the blogosphere!!

constant drama said...

"he looks a bit like Chow Yun Fatt and a little bit like Tom Cruise."

I believe it when I see it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Maverick SM said...

Lin Peh,

wah, u veri humble!!!

Bayi,

your scores... u better apply to migrate.

SeeFei,

Ya, they are. Unfortunately, we already become friends; otherwise, I will sent nazri to wash his brain.

Constant_Drama,

Don't see it and him...U may fall in love at first-sight. He...damn handsome!!!