Wednesday, January 02, 2008

More Good News for 2008


Barisan Nasional leaders throughout the nation had overwhelmingly show their undivided support for the acts of Dr Chua Soi Lek.

At a meeting, intentionall held in Labis, several Barisan Nasional leaders declared their strong support for Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek and wished for him to continue serving the rakyat.

As the scientific test was successfully carried out by Dr Chua, the Barisan leaders were keen to emulate the great feat of achievement.



100 minutes of extensive and intensive and laborious exercise with a single partner is surely a great feat to emulate.

In fact it was heard by observers that some even was considering to propose to the prime minister to use the Internal Security Act (ISA) against any person who expose or talk bad about those ministerial who had performed their sexual responsibilities and accountabilities with their personal friends where both are doing a great service to the nation in performing those scientific tests which would ultimately benefit the rakyat.



The various medias will soon be conducting a nationwide survey to find out the approving rates of Malaysians towards scientific sexual pleasure-exercise tests and whether Malaysians would encourage that such act be codified in the Constitution to make it mandatory to perform such test in hotels or motels.

The databases and results had already been approved and agreed upon and will be ready for print at the due date.





Quote of the Year:

"By confessing his 'sins' he has already paid a heavy price and deeply scarred his relations with his own family."

Hasn't he suffered enough?

The people believe so; and the people will continue to support his acts and his courage to act, and the people were awed by him being a man with big balls who have the guts to declare that he 'is the one', no need to guess anymore, can talk openly and discuss about those achievements.



22 comments:

Anonymous said...

bn suppported everything if he/she is party member even if you're crook, corrupted, murderer, engage adultery, bohsia, mat rempit, etc...

so it is wise to join bn, imho.....

chua soi lek dare to admit coz he's not under khalwat act, so he should not compare with najib, melaka cm, etc.....

Anonymous said...

bn suppported everything if he/she is party member even if you're crook, corrupted, murderer, engage adultery, bohsia, mat rempit, etc...

so it is wise to join bn, imho.....

chua soi lek dare to admit coz he's not under khalwat act, so he should not compare with najib, melaka cm, etc.....

Howsy said...

You're really funny, Mave. And you've just made my day.

Happy New Year to you.

Anonymous said...

So this is another case of MALAYSIA BOLEH! I think the government can just remove the Moral subject in school.

Soalan: Jika anda mendapati seorang lelaki/perempuan yg telah kahwin sedang melakukan hubungan seks dengan pasangan selain daripada isteri/suaminya, apakah langkah-langkah yg perlu anda ambil?

Jawapan: Jikalau ini berlaku, saya akan pertikaikan bahawa adakah orang itu orang yang berkuasa atau rakyat biasa. Kalau rakyat biasa, saya akan terus belasah dan mencacinya seumur hidup. Kalaulah dia seorang yg berkuasa, seperti mana seorang menteri kerajaan, adalah dalam interest saya untuk sokong beliau sepenuhnya. Untuk memahami rasional saya, anda perlu meletakkan anda di dalam kasut seorang menteri. Sebagai menteri Malaysia, kuasanya besar, kuda-kudanya pun ramai dan kukubird pun tersangat gatal. Jangan kata yg ditangkap basah, yg tidak ditangkap pun, gatal. Logiknya gatal kena ubat. Kenalah guna ubat yg tidak sama setiap kali kerana kesannya akan lebih mujarab! *ppsssttt* saya belum kena tangkap lagi...kenalah sokong geng aku sebab lain kali dia pulak yg akan sokong saya kan-kan? Keadaan ini dipanggil 'win-win situation'. Paham beruk! Kan negara ini lagi ada banyak benda yg screw up, peduli apa kes ini. Soalan bodoh!

Anonymous said...

Yo, ycg! Lu never sebut nilai-nilai moral which is terkandung in the above soalan. Lu saja tembak lingam menteri yang horny itu. Maybe it's not the menteri's fault, dia di seduced oleh his personal kawan with the big boobs. And under dollah punya islam hadari, should the apek menteri and his galfriend undergo sula or be stoned to neraka?

So, 2 marks out of 10 for your answer

Anonymous said...

Doc Grandpa Chua and his female personal friend should take the place of Doc Faiz as malaysia's 2nd "cosmonaut". They would then be the first couple to perform 100 minutes of extensive and intensive and laborious exercise of the intimate kind in outer space, which no bugger has ever accomplished before. malaysia boleh!

Anonymous said...

haha...anon 11:20, lazy to write long long, anyway u cakap betul, that's why i almost fail moral subject. :~D

but ha, i believe, even if he falls into a beauty trap, it is also his error la. he did it, he should take the rep!

mari kita sama-sama tukkarrrr ini kerajaaannn!

Anonymous said...

Can't expect much from this administration. For moral to decline, it must exist in the first place :P

At the moment, I am more intrigued by the circumstances and the reason this video surfaced. Sounds like an entrapment to me.

I bet my underware that the so called 'wide circulation' only limited to few individual 'broadcasters'. How many people actually seen it? Make no stupid sense at all. Seems like the devils behind it are more scary than this grand 2008 newsmaker.

Anonymous said...

Only HP6 will stay put in a team of HP6

Anonymous said...

BN's sort of unity is not unlike Arab unity in its absolutist sense. The tribe and the leadership can do no wrong.

famil said...

well, at least he promoted safe sex.. wear condom what... :p

Anonymous said...

all forgave him ke... badawi? najib? kating? & all the bn leaders support illicit sexual activities...?

one for all, all for one... eh?

jeez talking of birds of a feather...

Anonymous said...

I don’t think he can be punished by PM.
If he can be punish, so most of cabinet ministers should be punished first, included AP queen, Taxi minister, Toll minister, Mongolian Girl minister, 180 ships owner’s father & etc……

lucia said...

ya he was just unlucky to get caught. i'm sure many other ministers (and we have one who is well known as a playboy too) also have sex with girls other than their wives.

Anonymous said...

I woke up and tried to read
Everything seemed so blur
and I want back to sleep!
I thought I have problems with the sleep
or the eyes still asleep!
Eventually, I found out it was because of the glasses I took!!

So, different glasses take the same stuff with different views!
Watch out for the right label
before taking a look.
A Muslim and a Christian?
A BN's or non-BN's?
Political and Moral?

One eye to one thing so much look!
Wonderful world to look?
Or a confusing world we took!!
LuLu in the wonderland or Bolehland?

Blowing in the Wind!!
Get what?

Maverick SM said...

Denzook,

No lah, BN support all things that's natural and moral. Rahim Thamby Chik, Abu Hassan, MM Taib, Dr Rahman, all good people with strong moral. They are doing what men was created to do. hehehehe

Howsy,

Terima Kasih sebab say pun mau buat sama sama Chua SL.

Ycg,

No; the school need moral subjects but the books should include the case studies, Malaysian cases.

Hasilox,

The video is few years old. So many had watched it except the public. It was an MCA secret video for their own members only.

Maverick SM said...

Nani Cheras,

What's HP6? I a bit uneducated one...tolong explain!!!

wits0,

BN unity? It's just beginning; more to come [in fact already came before I could reply these comments]

Famil,

I agree! 100% agree. It was damn safe; the sex. Up till now, she's yet to be pregnant.

Beeranyone,

All forgave him; but none will forget the fun of the movie.

Lucia,

He was unlucky because he used the same room and same hotel everytime. Now he blames the hotel.

Sharing,

Politics and Moral are like water and mud; they both need each other but do not synthesize.

Anonymous said...

As a man he has confessed
and with sympathy people could forgive but not forget!

To put immorality together with politic is hard to believe!
Together with politicians is even worse!
With wisdom, this should be stopped!
Without wisdom, many joined!
So, question of Voting one become voting of this lot!
Questions of Politics or Morality at this spot!

A suicide
or a challenge of the wisdom of those who vote?
Or how much sympathy would have lost?
Publicity at the wrong moment at wrong spot!
All in one for a BIG joke?

Maverick SM said...

Sharing,

Chua Soi Lek said the people wants him to resign; not the politicians. He named Astro and the newspaper report.

constant drama said...

"Personal friend"?

Please, you dont fuck your "personal friends" in hotel rooms behind your wife's back. You do that with hookers.

I hope he get somekind of STD from this. That would totally make my day.

Anonymous said...

US has Clinton.

Malaysia has Chua Soi Lek.

The different is, Malaysian government support the minister to fuck their personal friends.

I sincerely believe the government is damm useless.

Some minister are loading their pocket with money while some other are shooting their sperm to personal friends.

Can they take care of the people welfare. Can they wake up?

Maverick SM said...

Constant_Drama,

"Personal friend" means someone who is so special in his life that they had something intimate; that's what he meant.