It is difficult to understand God . He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives
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If u r married please ignore this MSG,
For everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Girlfriends are like chocolates, Taste good anytime.
Lovers are like Pizzas, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife are like RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead should be buried or cremated?
Man replied: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married... and
Now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because the rule of law - res judicata, double jeopardy; you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then
When you see what the other person had,
You wish you had his.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Have a nice day men; and Merry missmas and a Happy New wife!
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Indian Proverb: Marriage is a ceremony by which the groom places a ring in the bride's finger and in exchange, the bride places a ring through the groom's nose
Dolah and Jeen got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Putrajaya when Dolah put his hand on Jeen's knee. Giggling, Jeen said, "Dolah, you can go a little farther now if ya want to"... so Dolah drove further on--- straight on to Perth.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
Dolah's advice for Marriage:
MARRIAGE is a three-ring circus: engagement-ring, wedding-ring, and suffe-ring.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
All these jokes make one think there is no such thing as happy marriage.... LOL..
Can't help but to put this one a friend sent me:
Wife is like TV.
Girlfriend is like HP.
At home watch TV.
Go out bring HP.
No money sell TV.
Got money change HP.
Sometime enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, services will be terminated.
So decide what u prefer and plan an adventurous year.
Don't end up on a pinhole camera expose....
Enjoy!
From the points of women to men:
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If u r married please keep this MSG!
You can dependent on me for breakfast, except Independent Day, as we will skip breakfast that day!
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Girlfriends could like chocolates which melt and grease any time!
Lovers could like Pizzas, you have to order and subject to chef and recipes!
Wife are RICE, in steam, fried or Sushi, a choice at your imagination!
Or, Saki if you have time for the brewery.
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Woman receives telegram: Husband dead should be buried or cremated?
Woman replied: May I come and see him off in either way?
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Prospective wife: Do you have a book called "Man, the funniest creative?"
Salesgirl whispered: "If you are married, you do not need to buy!"
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married... and
They forget anything about the hell!
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensure you continue to do so for the rest of your life when there will be someone for you to cry to!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because the rule of law - for the second woman is XXXX and not named as wife!
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, them
it is subject to the availability of the kitchen and the Chef
and the price you take!
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Woman: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: get married.
Woman: Will it help?
Dr: Yes, you will find life flying without bothering checking the time.
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Have a nice day men, and Marry with no mistake and Happy all your Life!!
Let's hear something from the ladies!
Gukita,
Fear not of marriage....hehehehe
msiaman,
That's a nice piece!!!
Sharing,
U lagi teruk!!!
Bayi,
Ladies won't talk!!!!
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