A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife,opening his brief case.
'Oh my gosh!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife,opening his brief case.
'Oh my gosh!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'
4 comments:
Muahaha... Not Bad ^^
I cannot help but wonder, was his surname 'Dick'?
good joke!
if not Dr. Dick, then have to be Mr. Lah....
ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Boon,
You laugh too loud; disturbing the neighbours....LOL!!!
Mindful Mariner,
His surname is John, and people call him Big John. hehehehehe...
Anon,
He's not Ah Lah or Pak Lah but Tualan.
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