BN rejects Smokers

Only healthy non smokers are pick to be potential Barisan Nasional candidates for the election.

Perlis Mentri Besar Shahidan Kassim said.

The Barisan Nasional do not want smokers as they think smokers are unhealthy. So if the aspiring politicians wants to have a chance to be selected as candidates for the election they must give up smoking because smoking is the only sin, only cause, of bad health and poor health. Corruption is ok because they will keep you healthy. Womanizing is ok because it would keep your sex life healthy but you must do it discreetly and you must take precautionary steps not to get caught by using face mask, not condom.

Sleeping, I think is ok and MPs and State Assemblymen can sleep at parliamentary debates or state functions as our PM sleep too.

Visiting belly dancers, prostitute, visiting New Zealand and Perth is ok as long as they are organized in the name of educational research and intended to give our legislators and councillors things to learn and transfer of knowledge.

Knowledge is the key to civilization, PM said. It doesn't matter what knowledge as long as it is knowledge. Prostitution is knowledge; belly dancing is knowledge; fishing in New Zealand is knowledge; visiting toilets in Mauritius and Bahamas is knowledge; but Hindraf gathering is illegal knowledge.

Corruption is also knowledge, and it is ok. Sex is knowledge too. Vote planting is also knowledge. What else is not knowledge?