A Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!......it's not my fault; the bottles won't fit into the printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 ..... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
How has your year been thus far?
6 comments:
January
Colour her hair black
(if that helps :p)
Penemuan pengundi hantu 'senior' di Rembau, apa kata Khairy?
Wan Nordin Wan Yaacob
Sun | Feb 24, 08 | 7:21:26 am MYT
KOTA BHARU, 24 Feb (Hrkh) - Harakahdaily hari ini menerima satu email dari petugas PAS di Rembau berhubung maklumat pengundi hantu yang disemak melalui laman web Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya Umum (SPR).
Pengundi yang dikatakan 'hantu senior' itu beralamat di Kampung Seberang Batu Hampar Pekan Rembau di bawah Dun Chembong manakala Parlimen pula Rembau.Pengundi yang didaftarkan itu kini berusia 119 tahun.
Berikut maklumat pengundi yang diperolehi dari laman web SPR yang dikirim pemberi maklumat itu :
Kad Pengenalan : 890211050014 / 1307762
Nama : SAFIAH BINTI UJANG
Tahun Lahir : 1889
Jantina : P
Lokaliti : 131 / 26 / 08 / 001 - KG SEBERANG BATU HAMPAR
Daerah Mengundi : 131 / 26 / 08 - PEKAN REMBAU
DUN : 131 / 26 - CHEMBONG
Parlimen : 131 - REMBAU
Negeri : NEGERI SEMBILAN
Pusat Mengundi : SEKOLAH MENENGAH KEBANGSAAN UNDANG REMBAU
Saluran : 1
Masa Mengundi : 08.00 PAGI - 05.00 PETANG
No Siri : 1
Ini bermakna, Naib Ketua Pemuda Umno, Khairy Jamaluddin yang akan bertanding di Parlimen Rembau jika menang sekalipun mungkin undinya akan ditampung dengan pengundi hantu senior' itu.
Tak dapat nak membayangkan, Malaysia bakal memecah satu lagi rekod dunia dengan menyaksikan pada 8 Mac 2008, begitu ramai pengundi berusia lebih 100 tahun akan hadir ke pusat-pusat mengundi di seluruh negara. Syabas SPR! - mks.
http://www.harakahdaily.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12652&Itemid=28
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year 2008 "VISIT YEAR OF HANTU"...????
Suck to be blonde man. That jigsaw part cracked me up!
I wonder why so many people are still keeping their hair artificially blond. If they keep their hair blond enough, this just might be their year in review! LOL!
read quite a lot of blonde jokes... it is funny but sometimes quite cruel..nevertheless I enjoyed it! tks mav..
March
Voted BN :p
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