Saturday, March 08, 2008

Election Jokes!

I love this joke:

Barisan has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we're actually being screwed!

Source: Malaysiakini

Now we know why Malaysiakini is always the preferred source of news. In this hour of anxieties some jokes helps lower our blood pressure and prevent hypertension.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like the 4th Joke on Anwar being the smartest guy among UNMO fellows!
When darkness gave him a hand!
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How about this one?

Everyone came to bet
Which Party will win the GE!
Everyone is talking PAS, DAP, PKR, MCA, UNMO or BN.
Someone suggested a combination of PAS, DAP, PKR as BS so a better chance to win.
The new Index get most of the BETS!
The Results of the GE give BS the Winner!
But no one get any prize as they forgot to set the prize!
Where should those BETS go?
Subject to the decision of a RCI to be formed!
The light of the Club of the Retired Judges turned on again!
So, it solved some of the Unemployment with this Joke!!

Anonymous said...

Is the Kepala Batas Old Folks Home ready to accept its latest inmate, a certain mullah who loves telling lies and has big ears, always claiming that he is fair?