Sunday, May 25, 2008

Frog stroking

"It is important that government policies be understood and supported by BN representatives. If they think they can become an independent like Pasir Mas MP Datuk Paduka Ibrahim Ali, but pass off as a BN representative and get all the benefits from the coalition, and then insult the prime minister and oppose government policies, then action needs to be taken," Datuk Zaid Ibrahim said yesterday.

Source: NST: 'Independent' BN MPs told off


4 comments:

bayi said...

I would rather skin the frog to cook "thin kai chook"!

Have you read about the shortcomings of a frog? If you put a frog into a pot of water and put the pot over a slow fire, the frog gets cooked without even knowing it. Apparently it cannot detect slow changes in temperature.

That's how it's going to be for the Pasir Mas MP.

Anonymous said...

A scientist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!"

The frog jumped across the room.

The scientist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs - jumped eight feet."

Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog, jump!"

The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet.

After measuring the distance, the scientist noted in his journal, "Frog with two legs - jumped three feet."

Next, the scientist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he shouted, "Jump, frog, jump!"

The frog just lay there.

"Jump, frog, jump!" the scientist repeated.

Nothing.

The scientist noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs - lost its hearing."

~~~beeranyone

Maverick SM said...

Bayi,

Ya, I like thin kai chook.

Beeranyone,

I love this piece.

Anonymous said...

All kinds of frogs poisonous ugly edible fall under the general BM name of Katak.Some are ugly toads and this particular one that croaks repulsively in Parliament is an ugly toad.
Once we had a toad that keeps jumping into our house back in my kampung.We threw it out several times and it did not appear until the 12 PRU the abominable creature returns!.