Monday, May 26, 2008

New car seater

I just bought a new car seat; the cheapest I can find in the accessory shop.

The salesman said it is very comfortable.
I got it fixed and it cost $10.00.

I received at offer from a Ah Soh at the pasar malam who wants to buy the seater from me and she pays me $11.00. Profit $1.00.


Tomorrow can buy a new seat and look for another Ah Soh at the pasar tani.

At the pasar malam I met a couple.

They both wear green t-shirt.

He's protesting; she's also protesting.

7 comments:

CK said...

tat's cool! haha...
though $10 is a bit too expensive.

phillix-starscreamer said...

that would be cute, to drive in a seat like that. lol.

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Orange is soooo your colour Mave. =p

Anonymous said...

ya, who need morning morn blues...

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.

After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football... I just scored."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.

Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."

~~~beeranyone

Maverick SM said...

CK,

It cost $10 for the chair plus labor for installation lah; cheap.

Phillix,

Do you want to try?

Constant Dramatic,

Orange is Pak Lah's color.

Beeranyone,

A great story; but I won't try.

Anonymous said...

I want one if the salesman say "seatbelt included".

Maverick SM said...

Moo_t,

Yes, there is one seater with seatbelt but cost $12.