Tales: Irving's blow job

A woman recently lost her husband.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.

She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,
"You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"
"I bought it with the insurance money!"

She continued: "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"
"Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said:

"Irving remember that blow job I promised you?


Here it comes..."




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